Here is a really cute sign that reads " I Have a Short wiener and Even a Shorter Temper'" great gift for the dachshund lovers

designed and hand made by me

I can customize to suit your needs

It is high quality vinyl on an aluminum back ground

other signs can also be ordered to read

Beware of Rooster
Beware of geese
Beware of Donkey
Beware of Goat
Beware of wife
Beware of Children
Beware of dog poo
Beware of cat poo
Beware of Doggie bombs etc

use your imagination