Here is a really cute Hand made funny sign "Ring for service "

Designed and handmade by me, with loads of character and charm you won't find another like it.

Fabricated using 100-year-old reclaimed lumber and an antique animal leg hold trap, it is designed to turn the tables on the barbarians who invented such a device LOL

NOTE: It would need modification if you really want to hurt anybody ;) - it is safe.

LARGE 13 X 27 inches